When I was watching the Dickies 500 at Texas Motor Speedway last Sunday, I couldn’t help but think of a Seinfeld episode called “The Jimmy.” Pretty much everything in life can be related back to a Seinfeld episode as far as I’m concerned. Anyway I had a fun time imagining what Jimmie Johnson would be like if he referred to himself in the third person like “The Jimmy” does in this episode, it cracks me up every time: